Name: Machette VanHelsing Age: 36 Hometown: South Jamaica Queens NY Music Background: In 1990 An Aspiring Producer Named Sheldon Williams Noticed Talent From The Dark Corner Of A Room. It Was No Louder Than A Whisper But The Rythm Wordplay And Raw Talent Was Evident. It's Was A Young And At The Time Shy Artist Named MACHETTE. Sheldon Went To Escort His Company Out Of The House Anxious To Examine What He Just Heard From This Boy. He Took Machette Into His Unfinished Basement With Lightbulb Hanging From The Ceiling Sat Him Down At A Small Round Table With An Old Tape Player With One Speaker And Said SAY THAT AGAIN!. Machette Did But Sheldon Repeated SAY IT AGAIN...WITH MORE FEELING!. Once More Machette Recited His Lyrics And Sheldon Then Shouted AGAIN! WITH MORE FEELING!. At This Point Machette Became Frustrated And Recited His Lyrics Angrily And Much Louder Than The Previous Times. Then Sheldon Says NOW EVERY TIME YOU RAP I WANT IT TO SOUND LIKE THAT!. Thus A LYRICAL MONSTER WAS CREATED And From That Day Until Today Machette Has Battled Through Artists Studios Stages Parks Staircases Basements Clubs And The Internet To Meet With Us Here In The World Of Indie Music And He Has Quite The Surprise For You All! Sit Back Press Play And Enjoy!